Four pillows too many

I'm in Madison, Wisconsin this week for work. The expensed meals and drinks out are nice, but the long hours are a killer. When they pull you away from your family and the usual distractions found around home there is no longer an excuse to not work ALL THE TIME, except of course when we are eating dinner. My coworkers made it their goal to make me gain 20 pounds this week. Having a beer belly is a company policy.